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the open pickleball rating · say it, then prove it
What's your number?
Pick the line that sounds like you on a normal day. That's your number. The people you play countersign the scores, and the math that moves it is public.
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self-declared · not on the ladder yet
between two lines? nudge it.
Official means a wallet signs it onto a player card nobody can edit but you — free to adjust until your first countersigned match. No wallet yet? Just keep score tonight →
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Say your number
Pick a level up top. When you want it to be yours, a wallet signs it onto a soulbound player card.
Find my number →Keep score tonight
Run open play from one phone: fair rotating rounds, scores, standings, and a recap for the group chat. No accounts.
Open the desk →Make it count
When everyone on the court countersigns a score, the ladder moves. Integer Elo anyone can replay from the contract.
See the public record →the club desk is open
Your rating, on the record.
Step up with a Tezos wallet to mint your player card, report a match, countersign a result, or stamp your passport at the court.
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Passport
Show up at a court and stamp the page — your position has to clear the fence, then the oracle signs and the book remembers. One stamp per court per day.
The ladder
Recent matches
for the crew
Tools and reference for the Tuesday group.
no sign-up The Open Play Desk Type the names, get fair rounds, tap the scores, send the standings to the group chat → one game · says it out loud The Score Caller Tap who won the rally. It keeps the server, the side and the 0-0-2 start, and calls the score → reference · every fact sourced The Field Guide The whole sport on one page: rules, gear, ratings, lessons, where to watch, the money, South Bay courts, trips → PPA · MLP · APP The Pro Desk Every pro event left in 2026, how MLP works, who's ranked on top, where to watch → playable concept The Paddle Fund Ten seats × $20 = a $200 paddle every week. The ladder sets the order. Take it, punt it, or pass it on → reference · every date sourced The Paddle Calendar Every paddle release of 2026 on one calendar, what is coming next, and which ones fit under the fund's $200 → stays on your device The Bag Log the paddles you carry, the hours you put on them, and the day the grit fades or the core goes dead →the photo booth · start with a character
Meet the House League.
Six imaginary pickleball energies made with ChatGPT, Midjourney, and Reve. They are prompts, not pretend users — pick one and it loads the booth below with a frame, a superlative, and a quote.
👑ChatGPT image · house character
Kitchen Mayor
Knows every court rule, every birthday, and whose ball was definitely out.
🧪ChatGPT image · house character
Dink Scientist
Peer-reviewed third shots. Findings remain controversial at open play.
⚡ChatGPT image · house character
Team Chaos
Four paddles, one group chat, no agreed interpretation of the score.
🛡️Midjourney original · editorial seed
Court Warrior
Arrives dressed for the bronze-medal match and a minor mythological dispute.
💅Midjourney original · editorial seed
Best Dressed
The rating is provisional. The look has already cleared review.
🌩️Reve image · limited wildcard
Electric Night
For matches with weather, lore, and entirely too much cinematic importance.
House characters have no wallets, ratings, or match history. Fun awards are self-applied; Rally’s competitive record still comes only from real player signatures.
new at the desk · photo day
The Rally Booth
Upload a player, doubles pair, or whole team. Pick a frame, hand out a superlative, then download it or wallet-sign it into your Rally profile.
Saving asks your wallet for a gas-free signature. The portrait is private to this browser for now; the signature proves which Tezos profile made it.